sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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