butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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