Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
