Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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