I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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