How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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