I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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