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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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