Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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