I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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