so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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