he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
im having a threesome with these popsicles
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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