My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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