you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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