you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
he fucked my hip out of place.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
send nudes
from the living room?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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