There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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