That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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