So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Randomize
