That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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