True but thats because hes a fetus.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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