You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Can you bring me the toilet please
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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