I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Never underestimate the power of titties
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize