Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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