i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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