Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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