i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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