Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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