I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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