Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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