"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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