Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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