Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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