I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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