Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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