All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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