i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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