my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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