Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
