i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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