She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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