The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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