Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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