if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I just had sex on a roof
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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