omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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