She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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