Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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