We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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