Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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