love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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