if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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