You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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