Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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