dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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