The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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